Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 5 Void Armor Forged: 27
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

    Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Dimension Hops: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

    Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoAheadGamerGrocery

    GoAheadGamerGrocery
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

    Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

    With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

    Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

    Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8176 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Enchantments Applied: 287
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Buildings Constructed: 17

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GFsWeirdMC

    GFsWeirdMC
    Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1213
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Mines Excavated: 2076

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IsraelCompensationMCServer

    IsraelCompensationMCServer
    so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Potions Brewed: 170 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

    KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

    Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? No, the server is open to all players.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
    Can I use any mods on the server? Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
    How often is the server reset? The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 247 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server

    Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming alone in the vast ocean of Minecraft servers? Do you long for the company of a virtual shark girl who will protect you from any creepers that come your way? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can reunite with Gura, the beloved Vtuber from the depths of the internet!

    Join our server and embark on epic adventures with Gura by your side. She’ll guide you through treacherous caves, help you build the coolest underwater base, and even serenade you with her soothing voice as you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that she’s secretly a master at PvP and will wreck anyone who dares to challenge you.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of quirky players who love to pull pranks, host crazy events, and create the most bizarre builds you’ve ever seen. From giant potato statues to rollercoasters that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – Gura may be fierce, but even she can’t protect you from everything!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Dimension Hops: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””

    ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Halloween to the next level with our “Halloween Horror” Edition! Join us if you dare for a spooktacular time filled with jump scares, haunted houses, and ghostly mobs that will send shivers down your spine.

    In this server, you’ll encounter Five Nights at Freddy’s AU characters roaming around, ready to give you a fright. Will you be brave enough to face off against these animatronic horrors and survive the night?

    But that’s not all! Our Roommates A03 fanfic collection is a must-read for those looking for a good scare. Dive into the world of roommates and uncover the chilling secrets hidden within.

    Join us on this wild ride filled with thrills, chills, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what spooky adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Halloween like never before!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 219 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoFriendz Minecraft Server

    NoFriendz Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Mary bringing her kids to a haunted amusement park!

    Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a scared 5-year-old while dodging virtual chainsaw-wielding actors. Who needs haunted houses when you have Mary’s epic parenting fails to keep you on the edge of your seat?

    Join now for a server experience that’s more drama-filled than a toddler’s tantrum at midnight! Don’t miss out on the fun – unless you’re Mary, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Animals Bred: 146
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief

    LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the Iranian Quds Force chief went MIA after an Israeli strike in Lebanon? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so lit that even real-life military leaders are disappearing to join the fun!

    Join us now for the chance to uncover the mystery of the missing Quds Force chief while building your own epic Minecraft empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret military intel while mining for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Vanilla Experience 99% of farms allowed, no lag machines or malicious contraptions
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization with minimal plugins
    PvP Not enabled, focused on friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Player Limit Less than 30 whitelisted players for a small and safe community

    FAQ

    Q: How do I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/rrkubZTBcUArcG2k9

    Q: Where can I join the server’s Discord server?

    A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/boxxymc-1051904368955363358. Feel free to say hi when you join!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Crops Grown: 2809
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

    Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the battle between souls and soulless beings rages on! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between good and evil, with epic battles and crazy plot twists at every turn.

    Choose your side wisely – will you fight alongside the pure-hearted souls, or embrace your inner darkness and join the soulless army? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

    Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other, where the line between good and evil is blurred and anything is possible. Just remember, in the end, only one side can emerge victorious. Will it be you?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Crops Grown: 5975 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Emeralds Found: 2418 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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