AnnoyingAF | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

communication cut off, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, east asia, geopolitical issues, inter-Korean relations, international relations, isolated regime, Korean border, Korean division, Korean Peninsula, military standoff, North Korea, NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv, political conflict, rail links, regional stability, road links, south korea, Tensions, transportation disruption

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

core symptom, depression treatment, experimental studies, Innovative treatments, longer term, magic mushrooms, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, mood enhancement, neurotransmitters, optimism, Potential, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Rats, research, serotonin, Server, Shroomy, Therapy

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, bedrock, blocky, Discreet, escort services, fantasy fulfillment, fetish, genuine, hire, kink, Minecraft, not joking, paid companionship, paid services, privacy, Prostitute, question.., Server, sex, taboo, Unconventional, voyeurism, watch

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

Doctor, Focus, goal-setting, health, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation techniques, MANIFESTING, manifesting success, medication, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Modafinil, motivation, positivity, Prescription, productivity, self improvement, smp, Treatment, wellness

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3546
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Animals Bred:	89
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SisterHIPPACraft

code of conduct, confidentiality breach, ethical dilemma, ethical standards, HIPPA violation, legal implications, moral responsibility, patient confidentiality, personal bias, personal vendetta, privacy violation, professional boundaries, professional ethics, professional misconduct, reporting misconduct, reporting unethical behavior, sister-in-law, SisterHIPPACraft, Therapist, therapy session, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CatFactsMC SMP

CatFactsMC, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1157	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Towns Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockyJerkzMC

10. violation of trust, 11. inappropriate behavior, 12. personal boundaries, 13. uncomfortable situations, 14. unwanted behavior, 15. disrespectful actions, 16. inappropriate conduct, 17. violation of trust, 18. Personal boundaries, 19. uncomfortable situations, 2. sexual harassment, 20. unwanted behavior, 3. uncomfortable situations, 4. boundaries crossed, 5. personal violation, 6. awkward encounters, 7. unwanted advances, 8. disrespectful actions, 9. inappropriate conduct, BlockyJerkzMC, Inappropriate Behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	1988
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ores Mined:	5899
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Hotel Princess Assassin Startup Overpopulation Rehabilitation Kingdom Pilot YouTube Cytube Fanfic, hooligans, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7332	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

accused of stealing, aita, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dining and dashing, Etiquette, getting married, learning from mistakes, Making things right, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Olive Garden, restaurant experience, self reflection, Server, special occasion, Tipping, TipTopCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

Crafty, cultural heritage, dialect extinction, Dialects, Dying, endangered dialects, endangered language preservation, endangered languages, indigenous languages, language conservation, language conservation efforts, language diversity, language documentation, language extinction, language loss, language preservation, language revitalization, language revitalization programs, language revival, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic diversity conservation, minority languages, Server

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyLungs BeGone

addiction recovery, aging, BEGONE, benefits of quitting, BlockyLungs, Cigarette Smoking, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, life expectancy, Longevity, quitting at 35, quitting at 75, quitting for good, quitting for health, quitting for longevity, quitting for wellness, quitting habits, quitting smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation study, smoking risks, tobacco cessation

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crops Grown:	6404
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6