Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Enchantments Applied: 185

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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