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NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blue Sky

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Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ElysianCraft

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ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6427	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	87
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	4278	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Buildings Constructed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	1838
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Meteorites Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.