| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1680 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9788 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Votes: | 6726 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4361 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 29 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9934 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1476 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 188 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7049 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9876 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
and guess what? u can totally join our minecraft server and help build it! like, imagine being part of this epic project, dude. u can be like, “yeah, i helped build the world’s largest military command centre in minecraft, nbd.”
plus, we have all these crazy challenges and quests that will totally blow your mind. like, one time, we had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on giant chickens. it was insane, bro.
so come join our server and be part of something truly epic. who knows, maybe one day china will be all like, “thank u, minecraft players, for helping us build this awesome command centre. u guys rock!”
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 740 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7045 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 259 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Crossplay Compatible | Players can join from different platforms. |
| Respawnable Ender Dragon | Unique feature to respawn the Ender Dragon. |
| Progressable Skills | Skills that can be improved over time. |
| Bookbag System | A system for storing and carrying items. |
| Unique Banking System | A different approach to in-game economics. |
| KitPVP | A player versus player mode with predefined kits. |
|---|---|
| Creative (Plotworld) | A creative mode with designated plot areas. |
| SMP (Survival) | Traditional survival gameplay. |
Server maintained and optimized for the best player experience.
A: No, the server does not offer any pay-to-win features.
A: No, the server does not have any overpowered items.
A: Yes, the server is super optimized with no lag.
A: You can reach out to Sell_ox on Discord for any questions or feedback.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 331 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8446 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 2921 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Join us for open-book exams, where the stakes are high and the grades are even higher. Will you be the one to ace the exam without the book, or will you risk it all for that sweet A grade?
Who needs a bookstore when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Make sure to bring your textbooks (or borrow them from a friend) and see if you have what it takes to pass with flying colors.
Don’t be like our friend who had to retake the course – join our server and show off your legal knowledge in a way that only Minecraft can provide. The only thing you’ll need to worry about here is whether you’ll pass the lava parkour or get lost in the maze of legal jargon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of maritime law exams like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the path to becoming the next legal Minecraft master!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4111 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8853 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Join our server and escape the clutches of a controlling boyfriend who thinks he owns the PC he bought for you. On our server, YOU are the master of your own gaming destiny. No more fighting over playtime or being guilt-tripped into paying for something that was supposed to be a gift.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with anyone playing Call of Duty with an Xbox controller on a PC just because “the graphics are too bad.” We promise only the best gaming experiences and no shady tactics to keep you off the server.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your dream world and let your creativity run wild without any interference. It’s time to game in peace and harmony on our epic Minecraft server!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2192 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8842 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because we have the craziest adventures. Like one time, we all decided to build a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava. It was insane, but so much fun.
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, I filled my friend’s house with chickens and he didn’t know what to do. It was clucking hilarious.
So yeah, if you wanna have a wild time and learn some life lessons the hard way, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have the best community ever. Like, we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos, but we have each other’s backs no matter what. So come join us and let’s make some memories together!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7141 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9793 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 257836 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 973 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Scientists say that being gay could actually make you better at getting a mate if you’re a straight dude. So, like, join this server and become a master at flirting and finding love in Minecraft! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so beneficial, right?
Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally fabulous Minecraft server where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Let your rainbow flag fly high and build your own love nest in this virtual world. Trust us, you won’t find a more colorful and loving community anywhere else!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4996 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 80 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 87 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Welcome to Eldoria! |
|---|
| We are a chill and relaxed Minecraft server for you and your friends to enjoy and meet new people! We dabble a little bit in some roleplay and we are also streamer friendly! :3 |
| What to Expect: |
|---|
| 24/7 server open to play on whenever and however long |
| Community built spawn |
| Origins mod, Origin: Classes, and plenty of datapacks to look at! |
| Farmer’s Delight |
| Proximity Chat |
| Magic mods |
| And a bunch of other mods to explore! |
Note: Most of us here are neurodivergent and are also a part of the LGBT+ community, we’ve tried to make this community as comfortable and safe for you and everyone else as much as we possibly can!
I really hope to see you there and thank you for reading. Have a wonderful day! <3
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server always open? | Yes, the server is open 24/7 for you to play on whenever you like. |
| Are there any specific mods on the server? | Yes, we have Origins mod, Origin: Classes, Farmer’s Delight, Proximity Chat, Magic mods, and more for you to explore! |
| Is the community welcoming to all players? | Yes, most of our players are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community, making the server a safe and comfortable space for everyone. |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4834 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3423 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8356 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2991 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8860 |
Are you tired of being accused of being abused by your in-game wife just because you can’t babysit for days on end? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and stand up for your pixelated partner.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your “sister” about her inappropriate family gossip and demanding late-night requests for virtual chocolate and coffee. And don’t forget about the hospital drama, where you can defend your wife against accusations of selfishness while battling a serious illness.
Join now and unleash your inner AH as you navigate through family feuds, vacation planning without your spouse, and holiday money theft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be labeled “vile” and accused of making up lies by your in-game relatives.
So, are you ready to blow up at your virtual family members and defend your in-game wife against all odds? Then join our Minecraft server today and let the chaos begin!
