| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6017 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 71 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5158 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4793 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3090 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 285 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2253 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8187 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.
So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7254 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9213 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4851 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5176 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 153 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 367 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1628 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 104102 | Emeralds Found: | 4131 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5883 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 526 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6420 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4272 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9872 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Votes: | 224 | Star Shards Collected: | 206 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4354 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 1196 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9923 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4086 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Votes: | 3102 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1093 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 2207 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
