| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6844 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Votes: | 3633 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4327 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4615 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 635 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2412 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7444 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 133 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 7242 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 434 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2792 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8729 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6567 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!
But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!
So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4056 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8477 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 193 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4989 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 1503 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6478 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9332 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3272 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 441 |
Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!
New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.
Hope to see you soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect. |
| What plugins does the server have? | Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server. |
| Is there a world reset schedule? | We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players. |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 736 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 31 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8533 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 20 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 379 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 6241 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!
