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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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