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Updated November 17, 2024
Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.