Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Dimension Hops: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRush Minecraft Server
    lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SirenCraftIsrael

    SirenCraftIsrael
    Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

    Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters
    come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Raven Craft

    Raven Craft

    Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Chattanet

    Chattanet

    Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

    Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

    And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Gods Slained: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

    Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 289 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TVShowBondingCraft

    TVShowBondingCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

    Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

    Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

    So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

    VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Potions Brewed: 59 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockyBedBuddies

    BlockyBedBuddies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyPolishTrades

    CraftyPolishTrades
    lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 312 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

    Smell-O-Vision Speedrun
    join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SYSarchy

    SYSarchy

    Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Welcome to Veil SMP!

    Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Java Edition Only
    Server IP veilsmp.us.to
    Discord https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

    What Makes Us Stand Out?

    • 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
    • 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
    • 👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
    • 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
    • 💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
    • 🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
    • 🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

    Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition? Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
    Is there a whitelist for the server? No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
    How can I get involved in the community events? Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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