Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found: 7372 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 498
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 238
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ores Mined: 6417 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Crops Grown: 8790
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Animals Bred: 102
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2617 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Cherrys Land

    Cherrys Land

    Cherry’s Land

    Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

    I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

    Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

    So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 New Chunks Explored: 690694
    Magic Items Found: 5149 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • 30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

    30s Women Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PixelatedGFvsReality

    PixelatedGFvsReality
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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