Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SirenCraftIsrael

    SirenCraftIsrael
    Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 143 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

    Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters
    come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Raven Craft

    Raven Craft

    Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Potions Brewed: 174
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Chattanet

    Chattanet

    Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

    Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

    And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

    Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TVShowBondingCraft

    TVShowBondingCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

    Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

    Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

    So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

    VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockyBedBuddies

    BlockyBedBuddies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyPolishTrades

    CraftyPolishTrades
    lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

    Smell-O-Vision Speedrun
    join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SYSarchy

    SYSarchy

    Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8942 Falling into the Void: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Welcome to Veil SMP!

    Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Java Edition Only
    Server IP veilsmp.us.to
    Discord https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

    What Makes Us Stand Out?

    • 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
    • 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
    • 👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
    • 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
    • 💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
    • 🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
    • 🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

    Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition? Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
    Is there a whitelist for the server? No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
    How can I get involved in the community events? Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Emeralds Found: 9111
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 494
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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