Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Dimension Hops: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 398 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 152
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Animals Bred: 182 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Enchantments Applied: 172 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 138 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Zombie Dances: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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