Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 108
Alien Abductions: 4 Divine Spears Created: 18
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

    With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5966
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Zombie Dances: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PastaPurgeCraft

    PastaPurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

    So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 548580 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Animals Bred: 165
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7117 Enchantments Applied: 292
    Gods Slained: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 295

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4472 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6001 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6193
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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