Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	455	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ores Mined:	5958	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

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join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mines Excavated:	4107

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	253	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BadGuyVictim27

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Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

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join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Ores Mined:	7210
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crops Grown:	6429
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Emeralds Found:	1587	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!