All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HamasHavocCraft

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

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lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Nova Anarchy

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Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season 12 Release Date	2nd August
Server Location	North America
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the focus of the server?

The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are some features of the server?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
Organized Dragon Fights and various events
350 server members and 550 in total
Pokemon channel available

Are there mini seasons on the server?

Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Villages Defended:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftySisNoTalk

blended families, Communication Issues, CraftySisNoTalk, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, father daughter relationship, half siblings, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LibidoFixMC SMP

Communication, Intimacy, libido boosters, libido issues, LibidoFixMC, low libido, Masturbation, relationship advice, relationships, self pleasure, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual health tips, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual satisfaction tips, sexual therapy, sexual wellness, smp

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyLifeChanger

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Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

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So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

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Minecraft Server
Server Name	DigNation SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Host Location	Australia
Season	2nd season
Modpack	Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
Age Requirement	16+
Application Link	Apply here

FAQ

1. What is DigNation SMP?

DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

3. What is the server’s terrain like?

We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

4. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

5. What are the server requirements?

Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8819	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0