AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Towns Built:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magic Items Found:	4464

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	576
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

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Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Farms Harvested:	790
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1013	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

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Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.