Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5558
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	297	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Towns Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	101	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Emeralds Found:	8745	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Towns Built:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mines Excavated:	2043	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7575
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	New Chunks Explored:	478196
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	1458	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	5749
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Emeralds Found:	426	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Crops Grown:	3962	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!