AkagiCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	3847
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magic Items Found:	5557
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Towns Built:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Life LOLz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Banquet

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

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Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Game Over, Steve!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	831	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

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Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	246	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mines Excavated:	1760	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mines Excavated:	4986
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Holy Grails Found:	5