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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Crops Grown: 1221
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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