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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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