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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Magical Moments Shared: 30 Gods Slained: 0
Love Letters Sent: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 2795 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
Mines Excavated: 2249 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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