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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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