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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 1624 Dragon Eggs Found: 6794
Crops Grown: 8946 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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