Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 62 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?
So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?
So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 107 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4447 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 295 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Trailer/Showcase | Watch Here |
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| IP Address | mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun |
| Discord | Join Here |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an application process to join? | No, simply join the server using the IP address provided. |
| Are there frequent world resets? | No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang. |
| What plugins are used on the server? | The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics. |
| How large is the world border? | The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage. |
| Is PvP allowed in the spawn area? | No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats. |
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1832 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
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| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions of Minecraft can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds. |
| Is there an active Discord community? | Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP. |
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 706219 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.
That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
