Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Are you tired of boring old family dynamics in real life? Come join us and experience the chaos of trying to navigate a blended family with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you prioritize spending time with your mom’s new husband and his family, or will you rebel against the system and stick with your real family? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments along the way.
With more family drama than a soap opera, this Minecraft server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.
Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.
join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 95 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9693 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!
We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!
But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!
So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9573 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.
if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?
So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1568 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
