Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?
Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 400 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?
So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 377 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.
imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.
Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!
So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 130 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
COME ON AND EXPLORE OUR SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN TANGLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE AMYLOIDS!
ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET LAB WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH BRAIN CELLS AND CREATE YOUR OWN BRAIN JUICE?
JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET BRAINY!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Server Type | Java Minecraft Server |
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| Gameplay | All survival, no teleports |
| Join Us | Discord |
Unfortunately, MoyaiSMP is a 16+ server and we ask all players to respect this age requirement.
No, MoyaiSMP is a server focused on builders and a chill atmosphere, so there are no PvP activities.
The soft border is updated whenever a new Minecraft update drops to keep the server fresh.
No, griefing is not allowed on MoyaiSMP. We have a friendly community and strive to maintain a drama-free environment.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
