Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 821089 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Enchantments Applied: | 144 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
