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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9518 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 449 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.
Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!