Advanced Survival SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Votes:	8799	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Farms Harvested:	799
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	New Chunks Explored:	360735
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Farms Harvested:	521
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Zombie Dances:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	71	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	524590	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	285
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Crops Grown:	7851
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	53
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	281	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	715
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Animals Bred:	64	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Love Letters Sent:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5