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HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Emeralds Found:	3154
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	289	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Dimension Hops:	4

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8884
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	174	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2127	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Farms Harvested:	682
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	170

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Star Shards Collected:	269
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Animals Bred:	170
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Potions Brewed:	179
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6890	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	219	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23