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Ha Ha Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Void Armor Forged:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

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Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NewMomNoGoZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	430

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

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ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1203	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2960
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	8156

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Emeralds Found:	4111
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Star Shards Collected:	247
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixelPantyPop

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What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

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World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Divine Spears Created:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2