AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	659194	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to handle your feelings with the care and attention of a helicopter parent! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, misunderstandings, and passive-aggressive messages from your Aunt Clair!

Are you tired of playing on boring servers where no one cares about your emotional well-being? Well, look no further! Here, we take communication to a whole new level, where even the slightest joke can lead to a full-blown family intervention.

Join us and experience the thrill of being accused of doing something you didn’t do, only to have it brushed off as a harmless joke. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling overwhelmed or annoyed, just let us know and we’ll handle it for you!

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as fragile as a block of sand. Who needs enemies when you have family members like Dave? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	837616
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StepdaughterGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepdaughter’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and drama that will make you question your sanity.

We promise a stable environment (unlike dealing with her tantrums), where you can build and create to your heart’s content. No stealing or lying allowed, unless it’s in the game of course!

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we won’t kick you out for misbehaving (unless you start smoking drugs in our virtual world, then all bets are off).

So come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even your stepdaughter’s antics seem tame in comparison. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike letting her stay in your house for too long).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1658
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DislikeSMP – InstantlyUnliked

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LuckyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever found a diamond block within the first five minutes of starting a new Minecraft world? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the chance to experience the most absurdly lucky moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft.

Our server is so lucky, we once had a player accidentally stumble upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the luck of a thousand leprechauns. You’ll find rare loot at every turn, mobs will drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on down to our server and test your luck. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft history. Or at the very least, you’ll have a good laugh at the ridiculousness that ensues.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	148	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7622	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AmmoDepotDisruptor Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this: you’re playing on this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, “Ukraine hits ammunition depots with domestic weapons in an attempt to disrupt Russia’s logistics” and you’re just like, “What the actual heck is going on here?!” But then you realize that this server is lit AF because you can use domestic weapons to blow up stuff and cause chaos like never before. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can outsmart the other players in this insane battle for control!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HaitiHavocCraft

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LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Paper Quit Science Craft

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yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Void Gems Collected:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Enchantments Applied:	223
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

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haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mines Excavated:	1718

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.