yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat rap like eminem. we also got a secret underground disco party where all da mobs get down and boogie.

if u join our server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil chicken army led by a giant chicken named cluckzilla.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? it’s lit, literally. so come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a dancing creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Enchantments Applied: 190 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

    Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

    Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 48 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

    GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

    🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

    😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

    🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

    DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

    Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
    lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

    Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2678
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Farms Harvested: 662

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1762 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8291 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1807 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Animals Bred: 84 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Star Shards Collected: 285
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 1332
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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