hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures u could ever imagine!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!

but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Villages Defended: 20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

    Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Ores Mined: 2769 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

    DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

    Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

    Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

    Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

    SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

    Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magic Items Found: 3205
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

    Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Towns Built: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 44

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

    Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

    Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Farms Harvested: 677
    Magic Items Found: 2443 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

    Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

    Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

    And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

    Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

    But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Villages Defended: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

    CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

    Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

    PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

    So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

    Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyMemes – #420

    CraftyMemes – #420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

    So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

    RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

    So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Emeralds Found: 6150
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

    Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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