ABN | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Void Armor Forged:	12
Potions Brewed:	94	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	43	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Votes:	3289
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Towns Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1660
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Votes:	7181	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Animals Bred:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Votes:	8352	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	3639
Star Shards Collected:	206	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5025	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	241	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	New Chunks Explored:	867129
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	95
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	1929
Divine Spears Created:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2