ABN | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Emeralds Found:	7373
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Farms Harvested:	660	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Items Found:	7919
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	280993
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	103
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	9264	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	7074
Votes:	8777	Magic Items Found:	4348
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Zombie Dances:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Enchantments Applied:	108

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

hidden advantages, hidden privilege, Minecraft, overlooked benefits, overlooked opportunities, Privilege, PrivilegedPickaxe, smp, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged blessings, unacknowledged opportunities, unacknowledged privilege, unaware privilege, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated benefits, underappreciated privilege, unperceived advantages, unperceived privilege, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dimension Hops:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

LipFillerCraft

Aesthetics, beauty culture, beauty enhancement, beauty industry, beauty standards, beauty trend, celebrity influence, common, cosmetic enhancement, cosmetic procedures, facial enhancements, injectable fillers, lip augmentation, lip fillers, lip injections, LipFillerCraft, plastic surgery, Popular, self-confidence, social media influence, Trendsetter

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft character’s lips looking flat and boring? Well, look no further because our server offers the latest in lip filler technology for your blocky avatar! Join us and watch as your character’s lips plump up to Kardashian levels, attracting all the creepers and zombies in the game. Who needs armor when you’ve got luscious lips to distract your enemies? Join now and pucker up for a whole new Minecraft experience!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Carney, CraftyCanuck, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, stand up to bully, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade tariffs, trump, united states

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	264
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

AgricraftRetaliationMex

AgricraftRetaliationMex, agricultural exports, agricultural industry, economic impact, Economy, export markets, global trade, import tariffs, international relations, Mexican economy, mexico, Mexico-US relations, NAFTA, political tensions, retaliatory tariffs, Tariffs, trade disputes, trade policies, trade war, Trump administration, U.S. agriculture

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	817545
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than mexico and the us beefin over tariffs! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and chickens doin the cha cha slide.

if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.

so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎

Gator Carbon Crew

Alligator mississippiensis, American alligators, carbon, carbon sequestration potential, carbon stock regulators, carbon storage, climate change mitigation, coastal wetlands, CREW, ecological balance, ecosystem health, Ecosystem Services, Environmental Protection, gator, habitat preservation, soil carbon sequestration, species conservation, wetland biodiversity, wetland ecology, wetland ecosystem, wetland management, wetland restoration, wildlife conservation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	51	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got american alligators chillin’ as our carbon stock regulators. these bad boys be keepin’ the ecosystem in check and helpin’ with soil carbon sequestration like it’s nobody’s business.

imagine loggin’ on and seein’ these giant reptiles walkin’ around, makin’ sure everything is in balance. they even help out with buildin’ cool structures and protectin’ your loot from creepers.

so if you wanna be part of a server where alligators are the real MVPs, then come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life. plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they play on a server with alligators as their carbon stock regulators? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my dudes.

Players:	97/100	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	3297
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4