AbandonedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back KINO! That’s right, we’ve got zombies, mystery boxes, and even a pack-a-punch machine for all your undead slaying needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? But be warned, our Nether is not your average fiery hellscape. It’s a disco inferno filled with dancing pigmen and lava water slides. Don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Snowbreak: The Chilly Minecraft Madness Zone #175

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the most epic events and outrageous banners that will blow your mind!

Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event where you can capture units and battle in the “Void of Dread” with your Lone Warrior squad. And don’t forget about the “Infinite Darkness” wave defense where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive banners like the [Nocturne Fissure] 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the [Sweet Fairytales] 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Plus, new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma and the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all in your path. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FateCraft: Where even creepers have a sense of destiny!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the true meaning of fate in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep the diamonds, but if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game. Trust us, it’s a sight to see.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might just forget you’re in a battle for your life.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden village of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon crafting. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon crafting.

So why wait? Join our server and embrace the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is Minecraft fate. Who knows what adventures await you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PoopCraft: Where even the rotten crap can be fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pit of lava!

Join us for a chance to battle zombie chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). See you there, if you dare!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Towns Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SchizoCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players have schizophrenia at double the rate of Sweden! But don’t worry, it just means we have double the creativity and double the fun. Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky builds that will blow your mind.

And let’s address the elephant in the room – yes, we have had a few school shootings on our server. But that just adds to the excitement! You never know when you might have to defend your pixelated castle from a rogue player with a diamond sword.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a unique and crazy community of players? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those players with multiple personalities – they can be a real wildcard.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Yubilolz – Where Villagers Trade Memes – LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride of insanity and fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of highly trained octopus chefs who cook up the most delicious virtual meals for all players. You can even participate in the Tako Gacha Banner events where you can win exclusive in-game prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Install the game, hop on our server, and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GodlyCraft: Where Every Moment is a White Pill LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the shadow of death can’t scare you away! Join us and fear no evil as you embark on epic adventures with your trusty rod and staff by your side.

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your builds because they know you’re protected by a higher power. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re walking through the valley of friendship, not the valley of the shadow of death.

So come on, join us and let us comfort you with our amazing gameplay, crazy events, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs evil when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a Space Cadet and battle alien threats in a hilarious interstellar struggle! Picture this: you and your squad of elite Helldivers are on a mission to liberate planets and achieve total strategic victory in our ever-evolving galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out of this world that it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. We’ve got procedurally generated areas of operations, top-down twin-stick shooter gameplay, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in a blocky universe.

Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs regular Minecraft when you can be a Helldiver fighting for Super Earth’s most elite fighting force? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for an adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Crusaders: Call on Us for Epic Adventures & Lots of LOLs!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-shot any enemy in its path.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our server and have all the power at your fingertips. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlondeCraft: Where Sorority Girls Rule the Minecraft World

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with sorority girls who will only reveal the secret if you can defeat them in a fierce dance battle. But be warned, they have some killer moves that will leave you spinning in circles (literally, because they love to build roller coasters in Minecraft). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to boogie your way to victory on our blonde-haired, dance-loving server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Down Under Griefers: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of getting attacked by kangaroos in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the kangaroos are friendly and will even help you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the true Aussie adventure as you battle drop bears and ride emus into battle. Who needs creepers when you have koalas throwing eucalyptus bombs at you? So come on down under and join the chaos on our server, where the only thing more dangerous than the mobs is the shrimp on the barbie!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1661
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dungeon Dragons: Minecraft Edition – Where every block is a treasure waiting to be mined!

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Are you tired of boring old dungeon crawling games? Do you want to slay dragons and monsters with your friends in a hilarious and epic adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride through dungeons filled with treasure, danger, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. And don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% Shitsuno filth-free!

So why wait? Come join us and experience the thrill of Dragon’s Dogma meets Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the lost treasure of the legendary derp dragon!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	176
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Spicy Supremacy Mine

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server where spics larp as white supremacists for the ultimate mind-bending experience.

Ever wanted to see a llama leading a group of creepers in a dance-off? Or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of zombies? Our server is full of wacky adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its holder unlimited power and the ability to turn enemies into friendly sheep. Will you be the one to claim this coveted treasure?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few existential crises along the way. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1