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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Potions Brewed: 107 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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