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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20

/zzz/ OP pastebin., A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah, Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4310
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got Agent Combat Intel, falling stars, and special visitors all up in this place. Plus, we got Windchaser Harumasa and En-Nah waiting for you to come play. Redeem those codes and claim your gifts, it’s like Christmas all year round on this server. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get zany together! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Webm Ruins Life 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adult Film Industry, blacked, Crime Scene, found dead, heartbreaking post, Home Invasion, Homicide, investigation, Life, murder, Porn Actress, ruined, ruins, shocking news, social media, Sophia Leone, Tragedy, tragic event, us news, viral post, webm

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, imagine playing on a Minecraft server where you can build your own tribute to the fallen blacked porn actress found dead! Join now for a chance to create a pixelated memorial and pay your respects in the most bizarre way possible. It’s like, totally messed up but also kinda hilarious in a twisted way. Don’t miss out on this chance to be part of the weirdest virtual community ever!

Mystic Realm 1.20

Anime, Anime Community, anime fans, anticipation, binge watching, classic, comedy, COUR, fanbase, Final episode, gender bending, long-running series, Manga adaptation, Martial Arts, mystic, Ranma 1/2, Realm, release date, romance, Rumiko Takahashi, Sequel, waiting for next season

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	2098
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	309309

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the final episode of your favorite show but on crack! Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and then fighting off a horde of zombie pigs the next. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Plus, who needs to wait for the next cour when you can just jump into this server and have a blast right now? Trust me, you won’t regret it! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Zen Garden Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Asia, Cherry Blossoms, culture, experiences, fashion, favorite destination, garden, hot springs, Japan, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Oasis, shopping, sushi, Temples, tourism, Traditional, travel, Unique, vacation, white women, zen

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Potions Brewed:	176	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Japan but for white women! Imagine building your own sushi restaurant while surrounded by kawaii pandas and samurais. Plus, the creepers here wear kimonos and the Ender Dragon is actually a geisha. It’s like a weeaboo’s dream come true, but with more blocks and less body pillows. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this crazy server!

Mystic Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, 2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, Broken Promise merch, Clear folder, ENReco, Fan, HiRyS, Isles, Jet tag, JewelRyS, MerchRyS, Moment of my life Remix, mystic, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, shills, shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyNwiA5um8, Starter Merch, STREAM TwiLight, Voicepacks, WatchRyS

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5276	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Santa’s workshop and a jewel heist, but in Minecraft! Join for the broken promises merch, the promise mini series, and the ENReco jet tag – it’s like flying through a rainbow of merch madness! Plus, they got fan merch, clear folders, and starter goods that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the 2024 Valentines merch – it’s like Cupid went on a shopping spree in the Nether. So grab your plushies, acrylics, and voicepacks, and join this server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than a glitched Enderman. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a cheeb or a numberfag, then you better run before the gyates get ya!

Miyamoto’s Hardcore Minecraft Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, average user, Casual Gaming, Difficulty, game accessibility, game design, game development, game difficulty, gaming industry, Grandma, GRANDPA, Hardcore, hardcore gamers, Mario series, Minecraft, Miyamoto, Miyamotos, Nintendo, pick up and play, player experience, regret, Server, Shigeru Miyamoto, super mario sunshine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same regret Miyamoto felt when he made Mario Sunshine too hard for hardcore gamers. We want everyone, even grandma and grandpa who haven’t played in 10+ years, to join and be utterly confused by the chaos and madness that awaits. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a glitchy nightmare – you won’t know what hit you! So come on, dive into the insanity and regret nothing (except maybe your sanity).

“Lost Realms: Chronicles” 1.21.4

1.21.4, Biological, Caring, children, Chronicles, city, climate, Conquest, forgiving, Heart, History, Infrastructure, integrated, inventions, Lost, MONEY, Nations, people, Realms, Religion, Resources, shitskin, society, Western, white race

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! Forget about the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only threat is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about shitskins ruining the experience.

With a community of like-minded players who understand the importance of keeping our virtual world pure and white, you can rest assured that your creations will be safe from any unwanted influences. Plus, our server is filled with amazing builds, exciting challenges, and endless possibilities for you to unleash your creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only color that matters is the one you choose for your pixelated skin. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and show off your skills to your fellow players. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

DiscoveryCraft

#youtube, Beginner, Content Creator, creativity, digital age, discovery, DiscoveryCraft, Entertainment, First Video, internet, Memories, Nostalgia, online platform, Personal, Self-expression, sharing, social media, storytelling, Technology, video creation, vlog

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Towns Built:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is like a trippy acid trip mixed with a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure filled with crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are. Trust me, once you step foot in this pixelated wonderland, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! 🌈🌀🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

big, COLOSSAL, considerable, Dimensions, enormous, Epic, Excessive, Extensive, Gigantic, HORIZON, HUGE, Immense, Large, Limit, Massive, Minecraft, oversized, scale, Server, SIZE, substantial, too much, vast

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3524	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6709	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing anecdote, embarrassing confession, embarrassing experience, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing incident, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, embarrassing story, funny, Humiliating, Memory, mistake, mortifying, Regrettable, shameful

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Emeralds Found:	4540	Dimension Hops:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Buildings Constructed:	46
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Players:	93/900	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4