6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

Crafting Misfortune

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so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.

also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	193
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

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RDC Live is a dynamic entertainment company specializing in live events, concerts, and festivals. With a focus on creating unforgettable experiences for fans and artists alike, RDC Live has established itself as a leader in the music industry. Known for their high-quality production values and stellar lineups, RDC Live continues to push boundaries and set new standards for live entertainment.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	5636	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	6300	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

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so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3832
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
New Chunks Explored:	824622	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FamilyFlashCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Runes Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	618507
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WorkLifeCraft SMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

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come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Farms Harvested:	449	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27