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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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