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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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