4 or 5 Minecraft SMP? | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

Animal Behavior, Bumblebee, bumblebees, cognitive abilities, cognitive processes, Constructive nature, Evidence, insect cognition, insects, learning mechanisms, Memories, Memory, memory conjunction, memory consolidation, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory recall, memory research, memory retention, memory studies, mixup, spontaneous

come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9998	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BoomerBlockerZ

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Star Shards Collected:	247	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1606
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

End Times Baby Boom

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SneakyStepCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	9437	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.