4 or 5 Minecraft SMP? | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

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come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	50

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3317	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, friendship dilemma, household chores, lazy roommate, LazyCraft, messy apartment, Minecraft, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate relationship, roommate troubles, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	8421
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BoomerBlockerZ

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	554
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	126
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

End Times Baby Boom

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
New Chunks Explored:	311673	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Farms Harvested:	673	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Mines Excavated:	4108	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	1308
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Emeralds Found:	1255	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	679	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.