Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	785162
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4422
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5631	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	212
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	272	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Star Shards Collected:	161
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Animals Bred:	90	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	140	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

Updated September 24, 2024

CraftyCreeperWarz

Updated September 24, 2024

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Updated September 24, 2024

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

Updated September 24, 2024

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

Updated September 24, 2024

AutisticBrushlessCraft

Updated September 24, 2024

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

Updated September 24, 2024

PixelatedLoveFlaws

Updated September 24, 2024

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

Updated September 24, 2024

RedLineRuckusMC

Updated September 24, 2024

Blocky Justice System

Updated September 24, 2024

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

Updated September 24, 2024

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Pity Party Minecraft SMP

Updated September 24, 2024