Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the tech world? Do you just want to escape it all and live in your own little GIMP plugin paradise? Well, have I got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server where we embrace the blissful ignorance of not following any tech news or drama. We don’t even know who Stallman is or what an ebussy is, and we like it that way. Just focus on making GIMP plugins and living in your own peaceful world without any distractions.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs to know what’s going on in the tech world when you can just build and create in Minecraft all day long? It’s the perfect escape from reality and a hilarious way to avoid all the craziness out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Ores Mined: 8834
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Animals Bred: 117
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Farms Harvested: 957
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Potions Brewed: 119 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Potions Brewed: 127
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3455 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4591 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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