| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.
So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3500 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!
Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2056 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 9891 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
