Piss and sleep
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 146 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 105 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 122 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 254 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 211 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
