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| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 16 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6039 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2840 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 168 | Emeralds Found: | 7029 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
